Why did the cloud wear his underwear? Because he wanted to wear his favorite ones: Thunderwear!

Why did the cat meow at the dog? Because it was a CATastrophic situation.

Why was the dog chasing the cat? Because it was a dog and catastrophic situation.

Why did the cat go to the farmer's farm? It was CAT Town there!

Why did the weiner dog roll on the ground? There was dog mud!

Why did the dandelion only grow when people threw dirt on it? It was a dirt flower.

Why did the house first explode when the people first bought it? It was a vol[cano] house!

Why did the vulture cross the road as fast as he could? He didn't want to get run over by a scrambled egg car!

Why did the girl living down the lane read so many books? Because she wanted to time travel across the world with a bunch of books like book time!

Why did the leather coat rip apart? Because there was too much underleather.

Why was the pop tart so sad? It got depressed in the toaster!

What kind of toucan bird has cheese for a beak? A TouCheese!

'The one thing I don't like about love is how the girl and the boy get married, and you have to kiss the boy. Gross!' 'What do you think of boys marrying boys or girls marrying girls?' 'iunno'